Come in my friend! Bring your wife and kids too. I like what you're wearing. Here. Sit in this pew. In this wonderful church Where everyone's rich And everyone's blessed With a partner and kids. Among the redeemed And elect it appears No one gets gloomy Or sheds any tears. Sometimes folks come in Who haven't a spouse. Losers and bums who Do not own a house. When they come, close your eyes. We'll pretend that we pray, Then our prayers will be answered. They'll all go away.