First Church of the Smiley Faces


Come in my friend!
Bring your wife and kids too.
I like what you're wearing.
Here. Sit in this pew.

In this wonderful church
Where everyone's rich
And everyone's blessed
With a partner and kids.

Among the redeemed
And elect it appears
No one gets gloomy
Or sheds any tears.

Sometimes folks come in
Who haven't a spouse.
Losers and bums who
Do not own a house.

When they come, close your eyes.
We'll pretend that we pray,
Then our prayers will be answered.
They'll all go away.


First Church of the Smiley Faces